Bad Bowtie Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."MORAL OF THE STORY...Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb,.... but all men... men will be men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouch252 Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 LMFAO!!!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03SSBoy Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Lmao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la122685 Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Love it! :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcustoms Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Best joke I have heard in a long time haha Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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