Jump to content


Photo
- - - - -

For Chevy Haters/Ford Lovers

humor

  • Please log in to reply
13 replies to this topic

#1 Past Owner

Past Owner

    Veteran SS Member

  • Member
  • PipPipPip
  • 677 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling

Posted 10 December 2013 - 05:45 PM

So I was Bragging on my SS to a Ford loving relative, I got this back...most inventive....   Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: How much wood could a GM*truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the*Ford*towing it.

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two*Fords

Q. What's the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart?
A. A shopping cart is easier to push.

Q. Why are the new GM*trucks*more aerodynamic?
A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.

Q. What did the Ford say to the Chevy?
A. Would you like a tow home?

Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
A. Put a Ford engine in it.

Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase
A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.

CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every*Vehicle*Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually
Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

  • 0

#2 NipRing

NipRing

    SINSSTR

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • 419 posts
  • Name:Bill
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Waukesha WI
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Victory Red
  • Year:2003
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 10 December 2013 - 05:49 PM

….awkward silence….*crickets chirping*….


  • 0
Posted Image

#3 JC03SS

JC03SS

    JC03SS

  • Supporting Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4,577 posts
  • Name:Jason
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Homestead Fla.
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Arrival Blue
  • Year:2003
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 10 December 2013 - 06:30 PM

:jerk:  :blahblah:  :idiot: Depending on the relative id have to slap em. Tell em my truck will pull theres faster than it can go under its own power :crackup:


  • 0
 Zippy tune,volant Cai and ram air tube, Comp cam 224/230 .581 .592 114, Circle D 3000k stall converter, Transgo HD2 shift kit,Vette servo 40k true cool max trans cooler,comp 918 springs,42lb injectors,comp cam chromoly rods,Ported throttle body,long tube pacesetters, magnaflow dual exhaust, 3" dougs cutouts, 160 t-stat, electric fans,blue 10.4mm taylor wires, shopman bowtie, 6k hids, 5 piece street sceen grill, beltech shocks escalade style gauge cluster,blue carbon fiber dipped engine covers, beltech 2 inch rear shackles, SSBC slotted rotors,Styline Cowl hood, amsoil fluids, clear headlight and bumper lights. 305/50/20 good years on chrome 20's.

Go Zippy N Send em Home. .
  Jasonsig_zpsd0558c87.jpg

#4 8hnpSS

8hnpSS

    Your Local Pothole Dodger

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 3,437 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bergen County NJ
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Arrival Blue
  • Year:2004
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 10 December 2013 - 06:51 PM

im all up for some brand bashing fun. but those are just stupid there not even funny or cool. they make no sense and can be said about any car manufacturer they have no significance to chevy. id say the same exact ones back to him but just reverse ford and chevy lol. the only ones that are ALRIGHT are the last 6...


  • 0

2004 SS -  FLT Level 6 KR Special, Billet Output, PI 10.5 Triple Disk 2800, Corsa Sport Exhaust, OBX Longtube Headers, Torent E-fans, Tune by Kevin, Volant CAI, Tru-Cool Max Tran's Cooler - 12.411 @ 107 -- 1.6 60'  (when it was supercharged)

2010 Harley Davidson FatBoy - 1580, Vance and Hines Long Shots

2007 Tahoe LTZ - White, 24s, Projector headlights, Tints 

ssssignew_zps7da1ed8c.png


#5 kissfans03ss

kissfans03ss

    Supercharger Heaven

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 2,685 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:lower tip of Ct.
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Arrival Blue
  • Year:2003
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 10 December 2013 - 06:57 PM

Very clever Mr.Peanut.

Sent from my DROID BIONIC using Tapatalk
  • 0
Mods to date..Volant CAI blue spiral core filter w/cold air scoop,window tint,160 degree thermostat,PCM for less tune,gaylord speedstur w/wing tonneau cover,Rhino lining bed lining,Magnaflow 3" in-3" out true dual exhaust w/Gibson square tips,Vent shade window vents.
More to come soon.....

#6 Past Owner

Past Owner

    Veteran SS Member

  • Member
  • PipPipPip
  • 677 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling

Posted 10 December 2013 - 07:55 PM

all in fun, I substitute Dodge for Chevy... Oh, for the MOPAR guys....Mostly Old Parts And Rust...for the relative...it was a weak return, he has a ECOTEC V6...

 

Oh yeah, you're GREEN...with envy...Yeah...


  • 0

#7 xxssmaniacxx

xxssmaniacxx

    The Sleeper

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 1,676 posts
  • Name:Richard
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:SoCal
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Victory Red
  • Year:2004
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 10 December 2013 - 09:05 PM

Lol I find it funny...that be thinks ford is better than Chevy
  • 0
Posted Image
It's only slightly modded. :icon_bs:

#8 SilverBulletSS

SilverBulletSS

    Local Tire Shredder

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • 411 posts
  • Name:James
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Schaumburg
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Silver Birch Metallic
  • Year:2006
  • Drivetrain:2WD

Posted 11 December 2013 - 02:39 AM

I'll just leave this here........

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Xparent BlueTapatalk 2

Attached Files


  • 0
Posted Image

#9 ssBLACKEDOUTss

ssBLACKEDOUTss

    Senior SS Member

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • 254 posts
  • Name:JD
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Pine Barrens,NJ
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Black
  • Year:2005
  • Drivetrain:2WD

Posted 11 December 2013 - 07:13 AM

I hope this was sent to you via email and not face to face, thats a lot of hate toward chevy to remember all those knocks.  Man...


  • 0

#10 NoMoreBadAssSilvy

NoMoreBadAssSilvy

    The Ambassador of Southern California

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4,069 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Los Angeles
  • Owns:VHO
  • Color:Summit White
  • Year:2005
  • Drivetrain:2WD

Posted 11 December 2013 - 01:16 PM

I heart my Chevy and Ford lol


  • 0

2fbda472-79ed-4485-b5cc-7f3801a634b1_zps
SOLD 12/21/13

Broken by "The Kid" 4/14 lol

Radix Blown, 60lb. Siemen Deka Injectors, 2.8 pully, Boostin 8lbs., NGK TR6ix plugs, Walbro 255 fuel pump, Dual heat exchangers, Tuned by chpspecial, Headers, True Dual Magnaflows dumped, SLP 160* t-stat, 3/4 Drop, C-Notch, Belltech Shocks, Shopman1 VHO bowtie, 3K Stall & PerformaBuilt level 2 Trans. on 20" Black SS Rims, pinned crank, SuperCharger Connection 8mm wires.


#11 SSSNCHA

SSSNCHA

    Senior SS Member

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • 371 posts
  • Name:Alejandro
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Carson, California
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Black
  • Year:2004
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:35 PM

^^This guy is stuck in a love triangle lol.


  • 0

f547f5cc-38e9-4332-bf82-dd35074d0db1_zps


#12 xxssmaniacxx

xxssmaniacxx

    The Sleeper

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 1,676 posts
  • Name:Richard
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:SoCal
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Victory Red
  • Year:2004
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 11 December 2013 - 11:44 PM

^^This guy is stuck in a love triangle lol.


Lol idk... he is trying to sell his chevy
  • 0
Posted Image
It's only slightly modded. :icon_bs:

#13 SSSNCHA

SSSNCHA

    Senior SS Member

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • 371 posts
  • Name:Alejandro
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Carson, California
  • Owns:SS
  • Color:Black
  • Year:2004
  • Drivetrain:AWD

Posted 12 December 2013 - 05:33 AM

The force must not be strong with the ambassador lol.


  • 0

f547f5cc-38e9-4332-bf82-dd35074d0db1_zps


#14 NoMoreBadAssSilvy

NoMoreBadAssSilvy

    The Ambassador of Southern California

  • Member
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 4,069 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Los Angeles
  • Owns:VHO
  • Color:Summit White
  • Year:2005
  • Drivetrain:2WD

Posted 12 December 2013 - 11:36 AM

lol


  • 0

2fbda472-79ed-4485-b5cc-7f3801a634b1_zps
SOLD 12/21/13

Broken by "The Kid" 4/14 lol

Radix Blown, 60lb. Siemen Deka Injectors, 2.8 pully, Boostin 8lbs., NGK TR6ix plugs, Walbro 255 fuel pump, Dual heat exchangers, Tuned by chpspecial, Headers, True Dual Magnaflows dumped, SLP 160* t-stat, 3/4 Drop, C-Notch, Belltech Shocks, Shopman1 VHO bowtie, 3K Stall & PerformaBuilt level 2 Trans. on 20" Black SS Rims, pinned crank, SuperCharger Connection 8mm wires.





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users