hot rod truck Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 A True Texas Lady A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids.." She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo ." He replied, ''What's the Alamo?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubdaddy420 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 haha lmao, It was funny how you had to spell out what fixin to means. lmao!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 thats not funny! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blown clone Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 hahaha that was a good one. Do all people not say fixin to? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 haha nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterp Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 yup yup. Mr. P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagledax Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Now that was funny. You can probably tell that you are a yankee if you needed the explanation of "fixin to" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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