hot rod truck Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 (edited) The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12.. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect Edited April 7, 2009 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbocoop Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Roknic Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 lol......got another one for the list..Punish My Spouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierra ss Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 LOL very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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