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HAHAHAHA omg a wonder how priceless the look on her face was..

 

 

(not thread jaking)

but as yall know my truck was stole at my old job (i was a graphic designer) making good money to be 17 (4cars) well quit that job because i hate knowning my truck was stole from there..

start working at footaction and i though it would be easy

people tell you what shoe thay want you get it sell it and you make money off it.

well to short the story up thats NOT how it is.. you get the shoe and they alwayz say i will come back to get them and never do..

 

and on top of that i cant find a dam Sss to buy in houston

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Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less

sensitive.

 

So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day......

 

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly,

nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

 

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

 

The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no,

they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

 

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard

to believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

 

My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work........... soooo maybe I'll go fishing.

 

 

o man, thats a good one :lol: , i wish i could say stuff like that at work :sigh:

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