hot rod truck Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive. So, after trying my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, last weekend (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, coyote ugly, nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My 25 year old supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work........... soooo maybe I'll go fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonickoolten Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmarv1117 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 i can only imagine what a person's facial expression would have been if that was ever said to them!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IndySilveradoSS Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) damn brian, that's funny right there!! Edited March 12, 2009 by BlkSilveradoSS03 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymz Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BOB47 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 I could see you saying that Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwest94 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 LOL. Funny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitches040 Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Classic ! ! ! ! ! :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot rod truck Posted March 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) I could see you saying that Brian. Funny Bob...Alyce said the same thing Edited March 12, 2009 by hot rod truck (see edit history) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slammedbowtie Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 nice! haha fishing for the win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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