hot rod truck Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that, Doc?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and Then began to tell a story: 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter And never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else Pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IndySilveradoSS Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 hotrod, read up on mid-west meet thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WODY'S GIRL Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmahan Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 aww thats f'd up. lol funny joke bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hankg42 Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 o an i heard that years ago. thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippy Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 That's the best one I've heard in a while. Gotta make sure Lindsey reads this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGRYGREG Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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