Rays B4U Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?..."LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FRICKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FRICKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ****?" ..and, they lived happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Al Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Ahh sweet marrage, hopefully someday I will be so lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 oh how true.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSplaytoy Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Can't wait for marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspentaylor Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Sucka 2 be him!!! I'd be at the next bar over going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSplaytoy Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 There is this part of marriage too..... Phone Call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEEZARR1&SS Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 That just sounds like soo much fun... NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnie ss Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Those were Both Funny Don't be afraid -- Marriage is Great when you have the Right Partner!!! Ginnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan06SS Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 thats just like real life... only my wife skips most of the beer and food offerings and just goes straight to the yelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawss04 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desrtrat Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Those were Both Funny Don't be afraid -- Marriage is Great when you have the Right Partner!!! Ginnie <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yea but it's that old try..try...again that gets us into trouble....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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