MilleniumSS03 Posted October 8, 2002 Report Share Posted October 8, 2002 Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fix On Race Day For Our Retarted Drivers F#$%ed Over Rebuilt Dodge Just thought I would hate on Ford a little bit. I need humor in my life, don't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssvette Posted October 8, 2002 Report Share Posted October 8, 2002 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murtaza Posted October 9, 2002 Report Share Posted October 9, 2002 Flip over read directions Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Rockville Dump Fails On Rainy Days First On Race Day (proven false) Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!) First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Found On Road Dead Found On Rubbish Dump Four Old Rusty Doors Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced) Driver Returns On Foot (backwards) Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Freaky Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting Fork Over Repair Dough Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Forward Only, Reverse Defective Forced On Reluctant Drivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murtaza Posted October 9, 2002 Report Share Posted October 9, 2002 How about Honda? HONDA Helping Out Nips Destroying America How Odd-No Damn Acceleration Hold Overs Not Doing Anything Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile Hand Over Dollars to Asians Had One Never Did Again Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgod69 Posted October 9, 2002 Report Share Posted October 9, 2002 ford means that my Lightning will whip the hell outa your poor silveradoSS LOL :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssvette Posted October 9, 2002 Report Share Posted October 9, 2002 Yea Igod69 your probably right we will lose to a lightning pickup, but there are those of us that really can’t stand Fords( Brought up right I guess) so the anacronyms are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumSS03 Posted October 9, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2002 ford means that my Lightning will whip the hell outa your poor silveradoSS LOL :o The fact that Lightning owner's are wasting their time in a Silverado SS forum is beyond me. If you maybe pulled your head out of your arse you would see the SS is not and was not meant to be a Lightning killer. How many people in this forum have made that point? I think every single one of us. But to go back to your quote. Do you know what Dodge Ram SRT-10 means? It means when that truck is released it has 500hp/500lbs of torque, non supercharged truck that will make you look like a poor little F-1SH*tty Lightning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcairns Posted October 9, 2002 Report Share Posted October 9, 2002 The SS can tow the Lightning to the track, I don't think the Lightning could tow the SS And if you even out the armament, with superchargers for all, it should be an interesting race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danoid5631 Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 A 6-speed vette cant even touch me much less a ss silverado. :o Did I just say that? And by the way Ford rules baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilveradoKid Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 rules what? the scrap-yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
variant Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 ford means that my Lightning will whip the hell outa your poor silveradoSS LOL :o my old vw would kill the lightning & the SS at the track... but once again its all apples & oranges... 2 diffrent things... totaly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RATFINK Posted October 12, 2002 Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 ford means that my Lightning will whip the hell outa your poor silveradoSS LOL :o I'll take some of that. "The less a man makes declarative stements the less likely he is to look like a fool in retrospect" Anytime phord boy, just let me know. RF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilleniumSS03 Posted October 12, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2002 I will say it once and say it again. Why do Ford people come up in here if this is a Silverado SS forum. I think they are just insecure that they couldn't afford a Chevy. Oh I am so sorry for you. I know how hard it must be to own a Ford. Oh wait a minute, I don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nader Posted October 16, 2002 Report Share Posted October 16, 2002 ford means that my Lightning will whip the hell outa your poor silveradoSS LOL :o I'll take some of that. "The less a man makes declarative stements the less likely he is to look like a fool in retrospect" Anytime phord boy, just let me know. RF Hell ya dude! I got my money on Ratfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murtaza Posted October 17, 2002 Report Share Posted October 17, 2002 My 1983 Chevrolet Impala has 400 ponies.. I bet I would have some sort of a chance against lightning... would be a pretty funny race though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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