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So I was Bragging on my SS to a Ford loving relative, I got this back...most inventive.... Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy? A: Put gas in it. Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets? A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home. Q: How much wood could a GM*truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood? A: As much as the*Ford*towing it. Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A. Push it off a cliff. Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual? A. The bus schedule. Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"? A. Sounds like a fair trade. Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill? A. A miracle? Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes? A. Customized. Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill? A. Turn the engine off. Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions? A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact. Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy? A. Park it between two*Fords Q. What's the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart? A. A shopping cart is easier to push. Q. Why are the new GM*trucks*more aerodynamic? A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away. Q. What did the Ford say to the Chevy? A. Would you like a tow home? Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck? A. Put a Ford engine in it. Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase A. So the owners have someone to walk home with. CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every*Vehicle*Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time. CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time. CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks. CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet