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Tell, you what. Whichever one of you buys the truck, I will throw the radio in for FREE I'm open to offers, so hit me up...

Some more pictures.

Thanks. The one you listed is a '03 for 19k, but lower miles, so I don't see it being far off.

Standard 6.0 liter Vortec Hi-Output V-8 rated at 345 HP at 5200 rpm and 380 lb·ft of torque at 4000 rpm coupled to a 4L65E four-speed automatic transmission. This SS has standard All Wheel Drive setup, a 4.10 final drive gear ratio, the Z60 performance suspension, and beautiful 20 inch chrome wheels. The interior is all power, all leather, and very comfortable and plush. Power lumbar and bolster support. Dual climate controls, heated seats, and white guages that black out at night. The truck has OnStar and every option. The headrests have the embroidered SS logo. The steering wheel is all leather. As you kow, when it was released, this vehicle was described as "the Corvette of trucks". My truck also has an all-steel "cowl induction" style hood from Goodmark. The bed is coated with a full Line-X spray-in bedliner. The tonneau cover is a Gaylord Speedsturr, with molded in spoiler. Oil changes regularly. This truck has a clean K&N filter. The Gibson exhaust that sounds tough and noticeable but not obnoxious in any way. The engine was tuned up last year. The tires were also replaced (Kumho's in original size) at that time. New brakes including rotors and pads, were done this summer. The truck has a remote start, which is amazing in the winter and saves on engine wear. This is a Valet model aftermarket (became standard a year or two later I believe). The truck is upgraded with bright white aftermarket xenon headlights. I don't know the "K" number but they are intense white. I have all receipts. The truck does not have a chip or flash upgrade. This truck has a Kenwood DNX-6160 in-dash CD/DVD player with touch-screen, remote control, backup camera, satellite via subscription, and bluetooth. The head-unit has a micro jack you can plug any MP3 player into. It also has a USB port in the dash you can charge your player with or plug a flash drive with music directly into the player. I believe you can upload pictures for a background on your dash, etc, but I have not done this. The head unit will control an iPod directly. Seriously, it has all the bells and whistles. If you've never parallel parked a truck with a backup camera you will freak people out when you whip into tiny spaces...it makes life a breeze. This truck is adult owned. It's never been raced or abused, and the modifications are all tasteful and reserved. Just enough to turn the head of a car or truck enthusiast, but not enough to attract attention. There are plenty of highly modified vehicles out there, but they will not have the reliability you want. I live in a condo with a heated enclosed garage and have enclosed parking at work as well. I am a professional, bought it for the hell of it, don't haul or tow anything, and just like having the best of any type of vehicle. This truck fits the bill in every way. I am looking to get $20k or better out of the truck. I don't troll here much, so you can email me at [email protected] The truck is listed on eBay. The wording is obviously for SS newbies, but you get the details: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Silverado-SS-DVD-NAV-backup-cam-new-tires-brakes-clean-/120786772114?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item1c1f73e092

Viper GTS with HREwheels, big brake kit, many extras I know you are thinking a Viper would be just insane. But, with car prices being down, you could never previously have this much car for anywhere near this little money. Don't settle for an import or a Corvette at this price. No other car gets the looks and admiration like the Gen II Viper GTS! It's not just the incredible styling, but the performance is clearly second to none. The car is tastefully upgraded with many desirable items. Nothing ricey. I have tracked the car, but no racing (all Drivers Schools). If you are looking for a garage queen, this is not it. But if you are looking for a well-maintained, well-sorted, and never abused car, this is it! Priced competitively for a quick sale. General: Sapphire Blue with Silver Stripes (1 of only 86 made in this color combo!) Bought from original owner in 2003 with 4500 miles Serviced under MaxCare warranty (was bumper to bumper till 2008) Driveline: Mopar (T&D) Roller Rockers RPS lightweight flywheel Newer clutch (replaced with flywheel for the hell of it -- these units last forever anyway) Hurst shifter 3.55 gears Interior: Black Gen III seats (much more supportive and comfortable) Team-tech 6-point harnesses Exhaust: No cats (have ‘em if you want them) Bellanger cat-back exhaust. This baby rumbles and pops like a rock star! Brakes: Dave’s Gen III SRT brakes in front, original Gen II fronts in rear -- this is a 4-wheel Brembo setup -- Dave is well known in the Viper community and makes the best setup for these cars Stainless steel lines Eradispeed dimpled and slotted rotors front and back new EBC Greens brake pads Wheels: HRE 541’s -- chrome lip, powdercoated black centers -- with newer Michelin Pilots and excellent rubber (these are not the wheels used at the track, and some of the pics show the original chrome wheels) Management: Roe Racing VEC-1 Engine managment Raptor Shift Light Roe Fan Kit Other: HID headlamps (5500k) Dave’s Oil Catch Can Spring caps (lowers the car a fraction of an inch) Performance Street Alignment Water pump replaced (prone to failure in 2001's) Valve stem seals replaced with roller rocker install Mobil 1, Motul, K&N’s, Smooth Tubes, etc. CARFAX in hand Problems: CD player skips, if you care... I never use it. Please don't PM me here, as I rarely visit. Please send inquiries through eBay. Thanks!

Anyone able to post up a picture of the roll pan, installed?

Is this even possible on a setup like ours? I believe we have mechanical coupling, 68% rear? This wouldn't be for routine use, but I notice in all this sh!t snow around here dialing in closer to 50/50 would come in handy.

Depressed... I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Umm, that chick needs to see a doctor. Those sores by her poonie look suspicious.

Thanks Josh! Lookin good again...

I ended early, and posted after not getting a reply. That post got moved to this forum, which means someone looked at it. My account has not been updated, though. As for being reinstated for a year, does that mean a year from now plus any time reaining on the original membership? Not sure when that would have ended, as I just have had my truck one year now. I did see Silkhan Publishing charged my PayPal account.

Well, I am locked out of Gasoline Alley. This despite the recent post that our subscriptions were actually extended, not cut short. And I think I see a charge for renewal anyway. Does anyone know the name that appears on your Paypal account for this site? And before you ask why I didn't just PM a mod, I did. But my mailbox if "FULL" despite only having 5 or 6 messages in it. So I can't receive any answers. Can anyone help?

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Ha ha. Those are some serious OJ gloves. You got me there!