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  1. Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Fairy Cowboy Movie 1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 4. "Howdy, pardner." 5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 6. Two words: "Saddle Sore." 7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like" 8. "Let's mount up!" 9. "Nice spread ya got there!" 10. "Ride'em cowboy!"
  2. Short like our attention sp........ Look, something shiney. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OHHH...Shiney!....Hmmm BEER!
  3. Enjoy! Lots of room for heifers, sheep,goats, illegals ( to help push ) dogs, cats, pigs
  4. Steven Charles.... MEOW Go for it! you at least have to find out if she wears a kevlar thong... MEOW... that matches her bulletproof vest...MEOW and pics would be nice
  5. I'm waiting for the replies back on how I did that to their computers
  6. This is F****N B***S**T Next they'll want it make it a family vacation getaway destination OH WAIT... They already tried that
  7. Hey Guys, Sorry, I didn't make it either. Something came up at the last minute . What else is new? Even went and filled the truck up last night so I wouldn't have to do it in the morning. I will try and make it next time. Yes, I know you guys had a GREAT time
  8. 23K MSRP is $17,795- $19,720 depending on options How come 23K lots of accessories, big bore kit or is the dealer surcharging you for the bike you want?
  9. Good choice, already lowered, some nice custom touches available on that bike new. Know 2 guys who have them and really like them. I have an '01 Electra-Glide, which is basically the same bike just mine's more Grandpa ;). Didn't have as many choices back then Get it, you'll enjoy it
  10. All are welcome..Some are old. some are young! We don't care!! In all the Indiana meets we have had Hot Rod Truck and IndyBuck hangin out. So you will fit in just fine! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh nice. I suppose next you'll want me to use my AARP card for a discount at HOOTERS for everybody <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Brian, just bring it for the young'uns. I got my own. Maybe we can combine them and get double the discount. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I' m feeling the love here Damn kids
  11. I saw the Ram w/ Cummins vs. V8 S-10 last week. S-10 lost ran out of nitrous Maybe all Rams have hemis and any V8 Chevy is an SSS
  12. HUHMMMM 20 year subscriptions to Playboy (Happy 80th Hef) and Penthouse (both strategically kept in the library for the daily sitdown), I might live forever SbB... Suck, Bang, Blow in Myrtle Beach
  13. All are welcome..Some are old. some are young! We don't care!! In all the Indiana meets we have had Hot Rod Truck and IndyBuck hangin out. So you will fit in just fine! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh nice. I suppose next you'll want me to use my AARP card for a discount at HOOTERS for everybody
  14. Hey guys, Just wondering if anybody is going to Route 66 next weekend Chicago Route 66 info I know some have mentioned it, but didn't know if anyone was going. Bob 47 is talking about making the trip down from Michigan as well as Zippy. Post up if you're going and maybe we can hook up and caravan up north Hey, it's spring, time to get together.
  15. Any updates? Who's going? Any Indiana guys? 1 week away
  16. Ray, You know nobody on here believes/adheres to this Speed. Going faster than the posted speed limit, being a “road racer” and going too fast for conditions are some examples of speeding. J/K
  17. Now thats something I would like to see...LOL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahaha...freak!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
  18. The Rabbit and the Blonde A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. (Are you ready for this?) (Are you sure?) (This is bad!) (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!) (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....) (You can still delete it) (You know you're gonna be sorry) (Last chance) (OK, here it is) It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave." Happy Easter!!!
  19. Having the time is the biggest problem.
  20. Another interesting read: Notice how this is almost 4 years old http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=3224 Obviously not favorable to the USA The judge from California should be removed and charged
  21. The supervisor/shift commander says that there had been an increase in pedestrian/vehicle accidents. Cause: Unknown. Solution: Stepped up enforcement. Unfortunately, that's usually how these things get handled. Then low and behold somebody figures out it's a mechanical problem with the light. Is it possible MOTORCYCLE Officer Kelly already knew this and used it to ticket little old ladies, but it slipped his mind to report the malfunctioning light . That would make his job easier
  22. Congrats Todd, You'll enjoy it You going to make Route 66?
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