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English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Thai Phom rak khun Italian Ti amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass , Get in the truck I think that's pretty accurate

Miller Lite, Coors Light, Sam Adams Don't know a thing about wine Don't care for the hard stuff

November 18,2037 Hey, I'll be 81 then and hopefully still and enjoying a few too Seperately, not together Hopefully, I'll go in my sleep... not screaming and crying like the passengers in my truck

Gasoline Alley, G.. Terrorist Come on George get signed up as a supporting member. You'll be glad you did

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Most are e-mails I receive from like-minded, sick, demented, perverted individuals (customers) like myself. The automotive business seems to have an abundance of us roaming the streets unsupervised daily. DAMN...Sounds like most of us here I'd rather laugh and joke than be unhappy and depressed. I've had plenty of the latter over the years. I just keep looking at the glass as being half full. I could be hired as a funeral planner as many times as I've had to do it over the years .

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves! ?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house!" Had to share

but it was punny... uhhh... I mean funny

This is the one group I know about. Patriot Guard Riders

Looks good I didn't know you got Saturdays off. I figured it would be the busiest day at the car wash

That's ok, but from this point on, you can no longer talk about it?!?!?! J/K Congrats on the new TBSS ... Nice choise in color too!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Congrats We all make mistakes ;)

Frozen peas....They'll be yo' bestest friend Ho Ho Ho...Green Giant

Deja Vu... a very sick Deja Vu... but Deja Vu nonetheless

Ahhh! Those were the days Cooking 101 with Rich

Thank god I was reading this starting to get a complex.. 5'10" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 5'11" at least I'm taller than Pete & Montana <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you wanna come down here and say that old man <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sure, I'm here and... "that old man"

Thank god I was reading this starting to get a complex.. 5'10" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 5'11" at least I'm taller than Pete & Montana

I hate to admit that I sound alarmist here, but this is a bad bad deal. Basically, you have an agency that is inventing a reason to arrest you - you have not committed any crime. What if they had earlier decided to assume you are likely to commit future sexual assault rather than DUI??? It's Facist. This is the same exact thing as the radar detector law in VA - just because I buy a piece of electronics does not equate to any intention of evading the law. Similar to Second Amendment arguments (right to carry arms), just because a person chooses to own a gun does not mean that person has intention to harm or kill another... Mr. P. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My biggest concerns with this and the second hand smoke law in Cali is that they are passing legislation that people are extremely emotional and passionate about. Most people choose sides on smoking and drinking, for or against. No in-between on vices/sins. My personal feelings are they are trying to see what laws can pass constitutional muster, local, state or federal and it's about controlling behavior and generating revenue. Fascist? You bet. We all have heard the negatives regarding smoking and drinking. Does it not seem strange that neither of these situations deal with getting care or treatment for nicotine addiction or alcoholism? We have all been conditioned to believe that both are a burden to society as a whole, allergies, low birth weight babies,broken families, codependency, lower life expectancy, out of control medical costs. So then the laws are only to generate income? Maybe not. Politicians trying to see what constituents will tolerate, eroding away more civil liberties, but as long as we're doing it, let's make money while were at it. The law is ruled unconstitutional, years down the road, the millions have been collected and they now know what law will hold constitutional muster. Big win-win for the politicians, we lose. JMO

Dr Louis, Junior Gynecologist (three finger degree) Good Times

Did you hook him up with all the offers from your homepage?

FLAMES That would make it stand out

Hey Mark, It really isn't squatting that much. Glad to see you do use it as a truck... carefully

The Cabby’s Advice A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his beautiful young wife in bed with an older man. The husband put a gun to the man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Yankee Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

Just pound a couple beers you'll be allright! You won't even notice they were there! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That ... and Chuck Norris... because Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on... Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark... Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris...

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The guy looks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot. "NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" "Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...." Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"