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  1. dude, thats ****in awesome!!! to be honest, if it wasn't for this thread and all ya'll...I would have already been smokin again!! between the stress of the baby...and baby mama drama (sons mother)...I've wanted to light up MANY times in the last 2 weeks! but I'm still quit, so thanks to everyone! ~Brian <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Keep hangin' tough. We'll all make it through this together. I keep all of you in my thoughts and prayers. You've got a lot going on
  2. I'm waiting for Rob, Joe, Donny or anyone else to see this But, to know me is to love me
  3. I'm at day 11. Wife and I both quit. She had surgery and couldn't smoke. So I quit when I picked her up from the hospital. Cold Turkey for both of us. She hasn't tried to cut off my oxygen supply... YET! We have been out for cocktails too and neither one of us lit up. So far so good. BTW, to all, thanks for the inspiration and support. This thread got me to get serious about quitting
  4. Two fleas,one from Detroit the other from Milwaukee, had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering and shaking, darn near froze to death! The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?" The first flea says, "I rode down here in the mustache of a guy on a Harley." The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of." The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Darn near froze to death. The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said...... I went to the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley."
  5. I had no idea Cody was getting married Where's he been lately? I'm guessing out on the BAAAACCCKKK 40
  6. Bob, Wow, I am sorry to hear this. Hang in there. Pets become like one of your kids or at least they do for me I understand how you're feeling
  7. A Chevy Sierra... That's definately a hybrid. I also like how they get their info from Consumer Reports for their auto reviews.
  8. Just made a copy to give to my neighbor. He's a motorcycle cop here
  9. March 10, 2006, Chuck Norris turned 66... ... and with a quick roundhouse kick completely reformed Social Security
  10. SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see why that would be a problem." The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small," $6,500 for "medium," and $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WOMEN'S HUMOR My husband came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND A BONUS One night an 87 yr old woman came home from bingo to find her 92 yr old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment killing him upon impact Brought before the court on charge of murder. T he judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, "Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex . he could fly!"
  11. 52 reasons versus 8 pages That's an update, not a repost.
  12. Happy birthday... Oh, to be 35...again
  13. AAAAHHHHHHHHH! My eyes are bleeding They're all so CUTE!
  14. Hardee's in Indiana. Did get to see the Paris Hilton commercial...like once before it got pulled. Hey Pete, Lots of Steak 'n Shake here in Indiana. Looks like they are only to Pittsburgh http://www.steaknshake.com/default-home.asp
  15. i think it was this one. his name... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> wild2003ss - Scott, I think He was at Zippy's last year.
  16. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully it will work out better for you elsewhere. Since you've made your decision, do file your complaint with HR. The 2 supervisors sound like they need a wake-up call
  17. The irony for me is I could never put any comments like that on an evaluation, even when it was a "well deserving" employee. I always had my immediate supervisor who had to review them before I could give it to the employee. My supervisor was # 2 & 7 . He didn't get promoted because of his knowledge or expertise. I believe he had an unlimited supply of kneepads and KY Jelly
  18. Why I don't miss management For everyone who has ever had to prepare/give an employee evaluation - just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations. > > 1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig." > > 2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." > > 3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be." > > 4."Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." > > 5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." > > 6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." > > 7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." > > 8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." > > 9."This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.!" > > 10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together." > > 11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus." > > 12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier." > > 13. "This man's drinking has not interfered with his work. > > 14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime." > > 15. "He's been working with glue too much." > > 16. "He would argue with a sign post." > > 17. "He brings a lot of joy when ever he leaves the room." > > 18."When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." > > 19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one." > > 20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." > > 21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection." > > 22. "Donated his brain to science before he was finished using it." > > 23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." > > 24. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it." > > 25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." > > 26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change." > > 27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean." > > 28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm." > > 29. "One neuron short of a synapse." > > 30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled." > > 31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'." > > 32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
  19. Congrats Had me worried, thought you might have sold theSSS
  20. Man, I've had personal experience 14 out of 16 of them
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