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A True Texas Lady A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids.." She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo ." He replied, ''What's the Alamo?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee.''

Great pics and beautiful scenery Thanks for sharing.

Joe, Anything happening with this?

Great run Dale! Sounds like you've got everything sorted out. How did you do in the feature?

Yes it is. Rob and I still retell it on occasion, a timeless classic indeed

There ya' go Mark, get another one We can ressurect the "It's like a free car wash" story

Great job, Dale

Motor City Madman FTMFW

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER. HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT? WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED, FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... AND TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!' No, I'm not shouting, this is how it was sent to me

A buddy and I have been talking about this too Chase. ZO6s are certainly affordable now and a great bang for the buck. The Corvette owners are keeping either one of us from buying one

Congrats Scott & + 1 for me BTW Scott I'm headed to Cranberry this Friday Call me 317-439-9327 Brian

Congrats What color did you get? few more websites: www.camaroz28.com 5thgen.org chirpthird.com

any details yet?

Great news Kim Black chrome would look good

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for an entire month." The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying, and the husband obviously was very depressed. "You are back so soon..Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult; however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. The third week, however, was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible, or anything to keep our minds free of carnal thoughts. But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly. "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know," said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at Lowe's, either."

Another one: Fred Travalena dead @ 66 For those who don't know who he is:

Congrats Dale 9th is a pretty good run considering the problems you faced

Guess somebody doesn't like pedophiles

I imagine it may be a tick faster than the motorhome

lookin' good

Very nice! I have a soft spot for old station wagons My first car & I still have it

Good stuff Love the quote, Steve

Congrats Teddy to you and the Mrs.

In Madison today, head for Racine on Sunday. Joe, I'll get you lots of pics of A-Bodies.

Joe, I am taking an SS: "> Going topless with a 6-speed and a blonde Leave tomorrow @ 9:00 A.M.