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Glad your back man...

Well..... How was your "TEXAS EXPERIENCE"??

Why thanks a lot...

There is a Ripley's "Beleive It or Not" acorss from Six Flags that was pretty cool. Midevil Times is a pretty cool and different place too....

Presently I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down the street and tell every passer by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do after. I give them pictures of my family, my wife, and of course my dog and cat and me gardening...... I also listen to their conversations, and I tell them I like, and love them... And it works...... I already have 3 persons following me. Alright, they are 2 police officers and a psychiatrist. But hey, it's a start.

These are still a valid GM PN# 88980000. Lists for $549.97, wholesale is $412.48

GM still sells them... But be sitting down when you call your local dealer for pricing this "kit". Retail is $730.57 Wholesale is $547.93 Maybe try telling them you ARE a small independant bodyshop to get wholesale pricing?? Oh, it's GM PN# 88979994, tell them you got this off your computer (at body shop). LOL!!

PN# 15788994 No pics, I'd have to order this new GM part.

I thought I was helping PROMOTE your sale on here. A broken tab "COULD" cause one to fly off or spin at highway speeds. Your asking retail prices so that is why I worded it as three.... Just my opinion though.

BUMP.

I can get my hands on a new GM center console bezel. Shipped for $105.00

I can do a GM set for $300 shipped.

These are discontinued through GM guys, not a bad price "for three".

That's wierd, I've never seen one of those w/o the "SS" inserts....

So, to the OP, why not just take your Denali in & get this hardware replaced "on GM's dime"??

Another one sent from TX.

Oh man... I HATE reading these. Sorry for your loss....

K&N or Mobile 1 filter. Just stay away from Fram....

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Phil must have experienced. "Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys inNew Zealand and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Wairarapa. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'" The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." (I love this part) The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets. As her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask'. 'Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her…. 'You want…………….. Garlic chicken wif snow peas?'

After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down". They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police and gave them my location- confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!" Welcome to the golden years...

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?" "Fred," the old man moaned. "Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer. With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied, "The balcony......."

Any updates??

A penquin takes his car to the shop because it is not running quite right. The mechanic says that he won't be able to get to it right away and it will be about a half hour. He suggest to the penquin that he can go across the street and wait at the Dairy Queen. The penquin decides to take his advice since he likes ice and figures he'd while away the time buy getting some vanilla ice cream in a dish. The penguin has to peck at the ice cream in the dish because he has no hands to hold a spoon but finished the ice in short order. He heads back over the garage, finds the mechanic and asked about his car. The mechanic replies that it looks like he blew a seal. To which the penguin replies, "Naw, that's just ice cream".