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Bad Bowtie

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  1. I have a RARE- and getting very hard to find- rear deflector kit for GM full size trucks with rear disc brakes.

     

    Perfect for the upcoming winter months.

     

    Originally designed as shields for the 2003-2004 trucks to keep mud, dirt, & debris from the rear disc brake systems. Will also fit the same 2005-2007 (Classic) trucks with the rear disc brake OPTION.

     

    All OE hardware & mounting instructions are included. As a side note, these are very thick, heavy duty, AND very HEAVY. Shipping would probably be a surprise...

     

    $50 + Shipping in the US.

    This is the LAST kit I have.

     

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  2. I was needing a tailgate SS emblem with the Silverado lettering under it. I also needed the tailgate cladding, red, if possible. If anyone has it, let me know. I'll pay shipping.

     

     

    I have a small "SILVERADO" decal for the SSS tailgate. It's new in the original GM box. :thumbsup:

     

    I'll ship it anywhere in the US of A.

  3. The 2003-2005 "gray diamond" brake ducts are the BIG money ducts!! The 2005.5-2007 "honeycomb" ducts will work fine and are much cheeper. Since your needing a set, these will match too...

     

    Ebay or on this site is about the cheapest places you will find them too...

  4. An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

    “I’ve never been better!” he boasted.

    “I’ve got a 23 year old bride who’s pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?”

    The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, “Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”

    The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle.”

    “And do you know what happened?”the doctor queried.

    Dumbfounded, the old man replied “No.”

    The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”

    “That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must have shot that bear.”

    “That’s kind of what I’m getting at…” replied the doctor.

    :rollin:

    And now, another year later, the 81 year old man is having his annual physical.

     

    He has his bride with him. The Dr. says, "we're going to need a urine sample, a stool sample, and might as well get a sperm sample while we're at it".

    "What's he saying", the old guy asks his wife, as he's getting hard of hearing.

    "He wants your shorts", she replies!!

     

    :idiot:

     

  5. After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

    "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

    "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit".

    Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

    "Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..."


    :idiot::dbanana:

  6. Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods and a Silverado SS for an upcoming show.

    His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars".

    Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!”, she screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!"

    Tom's reply: "I wasn't".


    :jester::thumbsup:

  7. Ali and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London ...

    Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

    Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

    Habib says to Ali 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how is it that you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

    Ali says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

    Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

    Ali says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3.

    Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

    Ali shows Habib his sign.... It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'.

     

    :jester:

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