Bad Bowtie Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.""But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?""You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.""Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03SSBoy Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 In that case give me the shotgun lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JC03SS Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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