Bad Bowtie Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.Sergeant: What is her height?Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .Sergeant: Build?Husband : Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband : Never noticed.Sergeant: Color of hair?Husband : Changes according to season.Sergeant: What was she wearing?Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans — I don’t remember exactly.Sergeant: Did she go in a car?Husband : No, my truck...Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?Husband : A 2006 Silverado Intimidator SS with the B4U Performance Package, Oynx Black paint, and the 6.0L H.O. engine generating 345 HP. A 4-speed H.D. transmission, 3.73 limited slip rear diff, and special "#3" stitched leather bucket seats. It has a very thin scratch on the front left fender… at this point the husband started crying.Sergeant : Don’t worry sir … We will find your truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_FUrious Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Hahahaha! Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Lol great way to start your morning with a laugh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03SSBoy Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Sounds about right lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la122685 Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballincustoms Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Brought a smile to my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Sounds like a reasonable response to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC03SS Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Sounds good to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbor_SS'n-it Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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