Bad Bowtie Posted October 21, 2014 Report Share Posted October 21, 2014 A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night by others on the same block. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"Neighbors feared him & the old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died, He was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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