LSR Mike Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 So I was Bragging on my SS to a Ford loving relative, I got this back...most inventive.... Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy? A: Put gas in it. Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets? A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home. Q: How much wood could a GM*truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood? A: As much as the*Ford*towing it. Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A. Push it off a cliff. Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual? A. The bus schedule. Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"? A. Sounds like a fair trade. Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill? A. A miracle? Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes? A. Customized. Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill? A. Turn the engine off. Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions? A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact. Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy? A. Park it between two*Fords Q. What's the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart? A. A shopping cart is easier to push. Q. Why are the new GM*trucks*more aerodynamic? A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away. Q. What did the Ford say to the Chevy? A. Would you like a tow home? Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck? A. Put a Ford engine in it. Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase A. So the owners have someone to walk home with. CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every*Vehicle*Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time. CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time. CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks. CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NipRing Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 ….awkward silence….*crickets chirping*…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC03SS Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Depending on the relative id have to slap em. Tell em my truck will pull theres faster than it can go under its own power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8hnpSS Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 im all up for some brand bashing fun. but those are just stupid there not even funny or cool. they make no sense and can be said about any car manufacturer they have no significance to chevy. id say the same exact ones back to him but just reverse ford and chevy lol. the only ones that are ALRIGHT are the last 6... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissfans03ss Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Very clever Mr.Peanut. Sent from my DROID BIONIC using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSR Mike Posted December 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 all in fun, I substitute Dodge for Chevy... Oh, for the MOPAR guys....Mostly Old Parts And Rust...for the relative...it was a weak return, he has a ECOTEC V6... Oh yeah, you're GREEN...with envy...Yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrick562 Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Lol I find it funny...that be thinks ford is better than Chevy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBulletSS Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 I'll just leave this here........ Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I747 using Xparent BlueTapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssBLACKEDOUTss Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 I hope this was sent to you via email and not face to face, thats a lot of hate toward chevy to remember all those knocks. Man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bag Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 I heart my Chevy and Ford lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbor_SS'n-it Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 ^^This guy is stuck in a love triangle lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyrick562 Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 ^^This guy is stuck in a love triangle lol. Lol idk... he is trying to sell his chevy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbor_SS'n-it Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 The force must not be strong with the ambassador lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bag Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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