gmJake Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 30. Oh I just couldn't; Hell,she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000,Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fixthat. 27. Honey,I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. We don't keep firearms in this house. 24. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War? 23. You can't feed that to the dog. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than expresso. 17. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 16. I thought Graceland was tacky. 15. No kids in the back of the pickup,it's just not safe. 14. Honey,we don't need another dog. 13. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? 12. Honey,did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 11. Wrestling's fake. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams 9. The tires on that truck are too big. 8. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts,and would you please bring my salad dressing on the side. 7. What nice body this Merlot has. 6. Hey,here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 5. I don't have a favorite college team. 4. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 3. You All. 2. Checkmate. 1. Nope,no more for me. I'm driving tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdavid0412 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 HEY NOW! I RESEMBLE THOSE REMARKS!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1skss Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 You is a funny man!! Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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