gmJake Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 She drives the truck perfectly well during day, but at night, the truck just won't go at all. After trying to drive the truck at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Chevy dealer, and they send out a technician. The technician examines the truck and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?" Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You nut, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use "D" during the day and "N" at night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC03SS Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Lol sounds about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted March 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Our plow trucks actually have a day and night switch but its to dim the strobes at night when plowing snow. LEDs are really bright at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THATGUYCRUZ Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Im going to use this on my girlfriend. She goes into hulk mode when i crack blonde jokes on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la122685 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 lol! good stuff as always! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted March 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2013 Im going to use this on my girlfriend. She goes into hulk mode when i crack blonde jokes on her. She looks scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downeast Johnny Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Good-un Jake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggs Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Lol that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted March 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Sad thing is, my 82 yo aunt sends me these jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MID12sSSS Posted March 4, 2013 Report Share Posted March 4, 2013 Haha yeah. Thats good. Gonna tell my girl that one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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