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Forgot my glasses


gmJake

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Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

 

"Dad", she suggested "go down to the seniors center and hang out with the guys."

 

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

 

She said "Are you nuts?

 

You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

 

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

 

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

 

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

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