gmJake Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds. . . that I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked, "Can you drive a truck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgowen343 Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 LMFAO. Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Muggs Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmJake Posted August 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 Gas just hit $4 a gallon here. And i can drive a truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001silverado364 Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 That's funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller812 Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 Haha nice Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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