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Can you drive a truck?


gmJake

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you

to the Promised Land."

 

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay

down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the

Promised Land."

 

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price

of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

 

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds. . . that I called a Suicide Hotline.

 

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.

 

I told them I was suicidal.

 

They got excited and asked,

 

"Can you drive a truck?"

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